You’re Drunk. The lady at the liquor store says “Get out of here, I’m calling the cops.” You’re sitting on a curb behind the car wash, see the cops coming around the corner and think, “Fuckin’ liquor store bitch.” You’re in a squad car uncontrollably crying about being molested as…

Slackjaw, why doest thou hate me? Dear Comedy School Fulfillment Center Why Am I Not Funny Yet? Dear Comedy School Fulfillment Center, I thought your school was supposed to put me into the fast lane to funny. Honestly, by now I assumed I’d be showing up places causing people to…

My name is Dana Lovering, I’m the owner of a website “Armaget-it-on.com” that I’ve been running from the pool area of my condo complex for the last year and a half. Today, I have the priveledge of doing an all-inclusive interview with Carrie Logan, a retired YMCA activities coordinator that…

Whether you’re freaking out at a bus stop or just simply riding your bike coupled to a baby carrier filled with garbage bags, these fashion trends will be sure to make you feel like everybody is watching you. — Garbage can fires — Perfect for under an overpass or down a dark alley, a garbage can fire can help cast a warm glow onto your already lit expression. Great for a night with “friends” or huddling alone with perceived spirits these receptacles will be a focal point this winter.

I should have seen it coming, all the red flags were there…my landlord was a massive micromanager! I hope by telling my story, I can help other would be tenants avoid falling prey to helicopter landlords so they don’t have to experience the discomfort that I had to go through…

Thanks to the help of a little stimulus money and some neighborhood slackers Before the crisis I was selling merchant services over the phone. When I lost my job due to COVID I was actually able to dedicate myself full time to my dream of being perma stoned, buying seeds…

Or Not Another Coronavirus Medium Article Earlier this week I called my pharmacy to refill a prescription for the estrogen patch I am on and they were out. I didn’t think much of that until I called several (5) pharmacies and they too had run dry of this particular product…

You’ll be addicted Three months ago I joined a twelve step group online because I have some issues with some, we won’t say the specifics, substances. Yes, I wandered in by way of clicks and before I knew it I was watching people share on a screen front and center…

I read part of Walden and watched Fight Club five times and I believe it is my civic duty to forge the last three stamps on my frequent sipper card so I can get the free coffee I deserve. If this was the first time I had commited such an…