20 Weird Things I’ve Done During Isolation
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A non-chronological compilation
1- Tried to make a ventilator out of a CPAP machine.
2- Ordered an asthma inhaler from my primary care doctor.
3- Started an impromptu garden.
4- Opened a stock account and bought some cryptocurrency.
5- Googled “Colloidal silver” for two hours and read 100 reviews.
6- Made a collage of magazine covers and drew a castle on it.
7- Cooked up three crockpots full of soup and put the excess in the freezer.
8- Signed up for fifty free trials and started a “Free trial calendar”.
9- Went to thirty online AA meetings.
10- Put up a hammock in the backyard.
11- Took 100 paid surveys.
12- Sewed some masks out of bra straps and cups.
13- Applied for a few jobs and one internship.
14- Binge watched “Working Mom’s” seasons 1–3
15- Started a isolation induced relationship with someone in the online AA meetings
16- Read “The Sun Also Rises” by Hemingway
17- Started reading “All The King’s Men”
18- Started listening to the audio book “Next Level Basic.”
19- Designed some T-shirts on Teespring.
20- Played Fortnite with my family members out of state.
