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  1. The lady at the liquor store says “Get out of here, I’m calling the cops.”
  2. You’re sitting on a curb behind the car wash, see the cops coming around the corner and think, “Fuckin’ liquor store bitch.”
  3. You’re in a squad car uncontrollably crying about being molested as a kid.

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Whether you’re freaking out at a bus stop or just simply riding your bike coupled to a baby carrier filled with garbage bags, these fashion trends will be sure to make you feel like everybody is watching you.

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Malia Gillette

Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ and

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