Seven’s are the fun ones she says. We enter the elevator…going down. The girl is carefree, it’s a first date…I get it. She hasn’t been snake charmed only to have an incision right down the middle, an easy slide cut. Speaking to a seven from a one’s perspective, because now…

Testing, testing. Hello, good morning, and sorry if I alarmed you. This is Elon Musk, you might know me as the co-creator of Paypal, CEO of Tesla, founder of SpaceX and now the voice of Neuralink airing to you directly through your cerebral cortex. While you were sleeping, I nestled…

FTHOI Season 1 of The White Lotus left me in a dark place. It was a tale of classist exploitation with little redemption for the “privileged” and proved to be a parable of why it’s more difficult for a rich man to enter heavens gate than for a camel to…

You’re Drunk. The lady at the liquor store says “Get out of here, I’m calling the cops.” You’re sitting on a curb behind the car wash, see the cops coming around the corner and think, “Fuckin’ liquor store bitch.” You’re in a squad car uncontrollably crying about being molested as…

Slackjaw, why doest thou hate me? Dear Comedy School Fulfillment Center Why Am I Not Funny Yet? Dear Comedy School Fulfillment Center, I thought your school was supposed to put me into the fast lane to funny. Honestly, by now I assumed I’d be showing up places causing people to…

My name is Dana Lovering, I’m the owner of a website “Armaget-it-on.com” that I’ve been running from the pool area of my condo complex for the last year and a half. Today, I have the priveledge of doing an all-inclusive interview with Carrie Logan, a retired YMCA activities coordinator that…

Whether you’re freaking out at a bus stop or just simply riding your bike coupled to a baby carrier filled with garbage bags, these fashion trends will be sure to make you feel like everybody is watching you. — Garbage can fires — Perfect for under an overpass or down a dark alley, a garbage can fire can help cast a warm glow onto your already lit expression. Great for a night with “friends” or huddling alone with perceived spirits these receptacles will be a focal point this winter.

I should have seen it coming, all the red flags were there…my landlord was a massive micromanager! I hope by telling my story, I can help other would be tenants avoid falling prey to helicopter landlords so they don’t have to experience the discomfort that I had to go through…

Thanks to the help of a little stimulus money and some neighborhood slackers Before the crisis I was selling merchant services over the phone. When I lost my job due to COVID I was actually able to dedicate myself full time to my dream of being perma stoned, buying seeds…