How To Break It To Your Partner That You are a Reptilian Crossbreed Shapeshifter

It’s a Saturday and you are an omnipotent reptilian crossbreed shapeshifter from the planet Oreck.

But your partner doesn’t know that.

He/she thinks you are sampling narcissim on your way to settling on a mild bi-polar diagnosis. You considered telling them via the Kaitlyn Jenner method i.e. ripping off your face and telling them to deal, but just like KJ you’re not going to know where to store your junk if things don’t work out.