I appreciate your hyperbole and your mailbox is kind of a slut, but please don’t make the Valpak people think that everyone feels this way… if anything less dental coupons and more in the way of pajama jeans, perfect egg makers and commemorative plates.

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Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ www.DIYrrhea.com and www.realfakepersonals.com

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