I heard the news today, oh boy…

What TF is going on with this presidency?

Basically, in order to keep up with the musical chair game that’s being played in the cabinet I’ve upped my news reading to every five days. If I’m not checking in at that frequency I find that I don’t recognize any of the names in the scandal du jour. Just when I got to know Comey and Sessions, new names started to sprout up like Bannon and McCabe. A guy named Scaramucci was only in office for ten days. Dubke is a new one to me. John Kelly, who are these people? It is becoming increasingly difficult to humanize these people when they are being shot at us in this cyber cannon and exploding like fireworks. When a person explodes in our face we should feel empathy, sadness for the family of that exploded person and a mourning period thereafter. I’m not even getting to say “Look at that one!” before another explosion is going off and I’m blinded by the aftermath. At this rate everyone might get a chance at a position…you, me, Ron Paul. Maybe even Hilary will get a shot. I feel like the White House is like the ball cup magician trick. Everyone is watching the moving cups in the foreground to distract us from seeing Trump twiddle his ball(s) in the background. Or maybe the Illuminati has that ball (cue X-files theme song). Is Trump part of the whole Illuminati master plan, a purple bloodline lizard mason person or is he the ultimate anti-hero, standing alone to free America from the vice-grip of this conspiring puppet master? America is a joke right now and if I didn’t love reality TV so much I’d be pissed.