Meth Winter Fashion Trends 2021

Whether you’re freaking out at a bus stop or just simply riding your bike coupled to a baby carrier filled with garbage bags, these fashion trends will be sure to make you feel like everybody is watching you.

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Garbage can fires — Perfect for under an overpass or down a dark alley, a garbage can fire can help cast a warm glow onto your already lit expression. Great for a night with “friends” or huddling alone with perceived spirits these receptacles will be a focal point this winter.

Fingerless Gloves — Nothing says hot-cold like a moody crackhead freaking out at a 7–11 and then asking politely for a free cup of coffee. That’s why the fingerless gloves are a perfect accessory. They keep you warm while also letting in the cool air. Since you are breathing more rapidly than usually, well, so should your fingers!

Snaggle Toof — A tooth is a straight tooth, a toof is that one straggler right in front that seems to be going in several directions at once. It doesn’t matter if it’s Spring, Summer, Fall or Winter the snaggle never goes out of style.

Dirty Beanie — There’s plenty of places to procure a new beanie…homeless shelters, hospitals and community centers to name a few…but you don’t want one of those. Old trash beanies are the trend for this winter so find yourself a dumpster, a headlamp and a sack cause you’re going to need some serious determination.

Brown Bag-Out of all of the uncertainties this year, there’s one fact you know…you’re not going to want to spend all of your time taking uppers. Throw your malt liquor in a brown bag or if you’re feeling frisky, a black plastic one.

Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ www.DIYrrhea.com and www.realfakepersonals.com

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