My FAILED Slackjaw Challenge Entry

Slackjaw, why doest thou hate me?

Dear Comedy School Fulfillment Center

Why Am I Not Funny Yet?

Dear Comedy School Fulfillment Center,

I thought your school was supposed to put me into the fast lane to funny. Honestly, by now I assumed I’d be showing up places causing people to yell things like “Oh good, the funny one is here…