She used to be in repertory dance company. He goes to burning man frequently. She’s a spreadsheet queen, but fails to see the humor when people refer to her in that term. He’s a stallion in the bedroom. No real sexual preference, anything goes. She works nights at the oldest bar in town, he holds meetings in the oldest restaurant. See what happens when the two get together and things get old. Real fast.



Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ and

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