TOP TEN REASONS YOU KNOW YOU’RE DRUNK
1 min readJun 6, 2021
- You’re Drunk.
- The lady at the liquor store says “Get out of here, I’m calling the cops.”
- You’re sitting on a curb behind the car wash, see the cops coming around the corner and think, “Fuckin’ liquor store bitch.”
- You’re in a squad car uncontrollably crying about being molested as a kid.
- The guy next to you at the bar…
