TOP TEN REASONS YOU KNOW YOU’RE DRUNK

  1. You’re Drunk.
  2. The lady at the liquor store says “Get out of here, I’m calling the cops.”
  3. You’re sitting on a curb behind the car wash, see the cops coming around the corner and think, “Fuckin’ liquor store bitch.”
  4. You’re in a squad car uncontrollably crying about being molested as a kid.
  5. The guy next to you at the bar

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Malia Gillette

Malia Gillette

Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ www.DIYrrhea.com and www.realfakepersonals.com