I’m a waitress.
Those who don’t do…they wait
What has four legs, two assholes and shits on the table
every time someone sits on it?
Located in the stable of the food farm.
I’m sorry, did I say stable?
I meant morally degrading.
I tell desperate businessmen they wear their hard on their sleeves
with a pat to the arm
I talk to desperate businessmen whose one true pleasure in life
is eating out at fine dining establishments
Personally, I would rather learn to live and breath in cum
than to spend my time daydreaming about eating out.