I’m a waitress.

Those who don’t do…they wait

They anticipate

What has four legs, two assholes and shits on the table

every time someone sits on it?

A table.

Located in the stable of the food farm.

I’m sorry, did I say stable?

I meant morally degrading.

I tell desperate businessmen they wear their hard on their sleeves

with a pat to the arm

I talk to desperate businessmen whose one true pleasure in life

is eating out at fine dining establishments

Personally, I would rather learn to live and breath in cum

than to spend my time daydreaming about eating out.

Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ www.DIYrrhea.com and www.realfakepersonals.com

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