Woke AF


I’ve gotten really good at identifying people who are higher level thinkers, just sayin’.

I think it’s a gift.

I’m awesome at being able to tell the people who think in concrete absolutes from the people who acknowledge the non-binary subjective world.

I only attract the subjective thinking ones.

The light inside me has grown so powerful and strong that people just want to be around me all of the time.

I have to pat myself on the back because I’m nice to everyone, not just successful people, but gross bums too.

I have developed a following of devoted friends due my loyalty and generosity. I take a lot of credit for this.

I’m woke AF.



Drinking Johnny Bootlegger on a Champagne budget. Editor @ www.DIYrrhea.com and www.realfakepersonals.com

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